woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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