My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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