I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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