i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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