I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She announced her abortion via fbk
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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