id be glad to
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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