Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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