Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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