Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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