I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
