the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
