your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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