you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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