there was a trapeze. enough said
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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