somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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