Yo dont text me then not text me
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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