I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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