Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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