His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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