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So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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