I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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