ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Randomize