my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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