He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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