woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
