dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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