CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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