so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
cat food counts as protein by the way
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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