we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I have so many feelings about this burrito
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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