I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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