Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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