Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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