Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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