I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Tornado booty call.. dedication
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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