"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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