just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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