You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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