It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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