the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
