ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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