We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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