Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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