i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I looked at my own cervix.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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