My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Found your dick twin last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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