I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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