I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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