all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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