We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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