I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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