Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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