The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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