Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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