All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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