So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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