dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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